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The North Pole Sun
The North Pole Sun
Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin
"Do I eat reindeer? You betcha! I see reindeer from my house. Want my recipe for reindeer chili?" watch >>
Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity
"Some say Santa Claus is too big to fail. Well, I'm ho-ho-heartedly against any bailout for Santa Claus, even if he employs 150,000 elves. This undue burden will have our kids paying for toys they'll lose and break this year for the next 20 years." watch >>


Santa Retains Crisis
Management Firm

In the midst of the worst allegations and accusations ever leveled against the world's most famous living legend, Sun sources today confirmed that Santa Claus has hired Ron Sachs Communications to help him repair his image. A spokesman for the nationally-renowned Florida firm confirmed that it is indeed now Santa's "Agency of Record" -- to help the Man in Red navigate "the worst crisis in Santa's storied lifetime" and to serve as official spokesman for Santa and his global operations. Chief Operating Officer Michelle Ubben said the Sachs firm's palm tree and sunshine roots don't preclude it from taking on the chilly account and that, in fact, the firm is considering opening a North Pole office to complement its Tallahassee and Orlando operations. go back >>
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Ron Sachs Communications

Santa Retains Crisis Management Firm

In the midst of the worst allegations and accusations ever leveled against the world's most famous living legend, Sun sources today confirmed that Santa Claus has hired Ron Sachs Communications to help him repair his image. more >>


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The North Pole Sun

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